(Source: simply-quotes, via wendesgray)
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
wait no youre right
how the heck did tarzan stay clean shaven in the jungle?
(Source: slutcentre, via scarred-stars)
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
(Source: kiedisking, via scarred-stars)
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